Текст (слова) песни «12 King Pimp Commandments»

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11. The 12 king pimp commandments!

Uh
It's pimp gator
Peep the jewels

A king pimp's been here for years representin'
There's rules to this shit, I'll break down a lesson
Step by step like a booklet for you to sweat
And try to apply to make yourself fly
Number one: must be strong in mind and spirit
When idiots talk inferior shit brush it off when you hear it
Never fear it
Don't put a knife to a broad
Cause the penis is mightier than the sword
Peep the metaphor, you'll find more
Cats invaded your crib with nickel-plated 38's
Imitatin' Satan, you wouldn't be intimidated
You must play past the devils trickery
Prison, liquor and hits of E nicotine and chicks with V.D.
Number two: must control seven or eight cunts at once
A freak for each day of the week, the eighth is a lottery stunt
Must handle them with cleverness, kindness, shrewdness
Intelligence but never with an iron-fist
Number three: only fuck with a bitch when you're both clickin'
Sparrows don't fly with eagle, peacocks can't strut with chickens
Four: must withstand all criticism
Cause a man whose wife is gettin' pimped
doesn't understand her sippin' jizzm
It's a profitable business to rationalize into cynicism
That it's wrong but it isn't
Number five: never let a female be equal with you
Equal right's a fantasy it will come back to normal soon
Refuse to have oral-sex with your woman unless you choose
Do not accept: if you do me, I'll do you
She was put on earth to serve men
She may enjoy a cuntlick, but deep down she'll loose respect for you then
Only animals you see lickin' sex organs are dogs and cats
Females know, durin' their period, cunts are filthy like rats

Six: you'll use violence and self-defense to protect yourself
Friends, family , women and what you posses
Number seven: never strike a bitch with a pipe or a knife
Only strike'em and shock'em back to reality's light
Toss a bottle at her hit her with a golf club
break a mirror over her head but never make her draw blood
You can start flippin', grippin' her like a victim
But never start hitting, this is called a king pimp's whippin'
Number eight: since cleanliness is next to godliness
You must keep your hygeine clean regardless a shower a day'll do
And keep your physical being in the best condition possible it could be in
Number nine: be never stingy, greedy, thrifty or cheap
when it comes to you and your peeps, you owe yourself the best treats
Number ten: never sweat when a bitch leaves you
knowin' the story of a man's life's a bitch comming and long goin'
They come better the next time, they only make room
For a higher grade bitch the next one is always a better kind
Eleven: your only expectin' to keep a women a term of
Four years unless your fortunate enough to get re-elected
And if she leaves before her term is up she faked it
'Cuz she wasn't ready for a king pimp anyway kid
Let her fuck with the other fifty-one pimp types their better for her
Welfare pimp, blind pimp, dumb pimp etcetera
Twelve: there's leaders and followers, a king pimp never follows
A hollow-headed dick swallower or a trick equipped
With a wallet full of dollars even a scholar of kabhalah doesn't get followed
The only one that got it like that solid is god kid
'Cuz he's flawless he understands every topic on how a pimp rocks shit
Follow these rules you'll have mad D-cups and A-cups
Bitches running around butt-naked with purty makeup
The respect these bitches will have for you will be sacred
Slut pay-up ill put your fuckin head in the toilet WAKE UP!!! (wake-up)
The twelve king pimp commandments (no doubt)
Respect it!!! it's pimp gator!!
All you pimps all over the earth
Rock with this...