Текст (слова) песни «Stick It»

Red lipstick on my blue collar
And a number in Maybelline black eyeliner
Written on a napkin in my back pocket
She found it right there, right before she washed it
Well I started back steppin', stumblin' and stutterin'
Tellin' her where I'd been and how she was just a friend
She said you know I know that ain't the truth
But if that's the story you're sticking to

You can stick it where the sun don't shine
Gonna take her advice and hitch me a ride
Went back down to that waterin' hole
Where the cold beer flows
And the Cuervo's gold
Suck a little salt and lime
Under that neon light
Gonna take my sorry behind
And stick it where the sun don't shine
And have me a good time

I got a call from Woodrow, hey Bro
Your wardrobe is throw'd all over the lawn

There's a lot of black smoke coming from your bass boat
And your old lady's cussin' and a carryin' on
So I told Woodrow put her on the cell phone
He said I can't Bro, she's got me in a chokehold
Doin' that Tae Bo, I think she broke my elbow
Hello? Woodrow? Hello?
Hey, is that you baby?
Do what?

She said stick it where the sun don't shine
Gonna take her advice and stay all night
Sit back down at this waterin' hole
Where the cold beer flows
And the Cuervo's gold
Suck a little salt and lime
Under that neon light
Gonna take my sorry behind
And stick it where the sun don't shine
And have me a good time