I never been good at this sort of thing
I never quite got it right
I try and try and try again
And you know I'll try again tonight
Women they come and women they go
But they never seem to stick around
Nothin' I say or nothin' I do
Ever seems to work I've found

'Cause I'm a failure
You know I never get it right
Yes I'm a failure
I'm gonna fail you tonight

No matter how far I get ahead
I always seem to fall behind
Been on a winless streak since I was born
Now I even lost my mind
I try and try to fool myself
Time and time again
Believin' in me is a bad idea
'Cause you know I'm never gonna win

'Cause I'm a failure
You know I never get it right
Yes I'm a failure
I'm gonna fail again tonight

'Cause I'm a failure
You know I never get it right
Yes I'm a failure
I'm gonna fail you tonight

Falling down a broken ladder
Places you might go
Turn you into someone special
Someone you should know
Take your time and move in stages
Living in between
Never mind the closing pages
Lost inside a dream

'Cause I'm a failure
You know I never get it right
Yes I'm a failure
I'm gonna fail again tonight

'Cause I'm a failure
You know I never get it right
Yes I'm a failure
I'm gonna fail you tonight