Good morning sir, my name's Darren
And I'm calling from the national census
How are you today?
BLESSED!
Okie dokie we seem to be missing a piece of information
STRAIGHT FACTS!
Look, I just need your current occupation
OF COURSE!
Wake up in the morning feeling humble BICEP!
Shouting out my dreams I never mumble MONEY CLIP!
Inspirational, day trade, educational for not just guys
But chicks too FIRE, THINKING FACE!
Putting in the work to inspire PRAYER, HANDS UP!
Quote from the G.O.A.T Einstein
BRAIN, FOOD, CUP!
Being intellectual, my daily work schedule
Is online at my blog
ROBOT, FIST, DOG!
'Lotta people calling me a liar
SWORD, FIRE!
But you haters better not act surprised
SHOCKED, LOOKING EYES!
When I turn my cheek (CHEEK!)
I'm Pure motivational
MEDAL WORLD KEY
HASHTAG INSPIRATIONAL
MEDAL WORLD KEY
HASHTAG INSPIRATIONAL
TROPHY, FIST BUMP
PRAYING HANDS, CROWN, ANGRY, BULL
MONEY FACE
MONEY FACE, COWBOY, POO
Haters gonna hate when you're hashtag inspirational
(La-da-da-da-da-dee-dah, dah, dah, dah)
Should I-I'm just gonna put down social media
(La-la-la)
Social media's my tool
HASHTAG HAMMER UR DREAMZ
What the fuck does that mean?!
NO ONE WILL EMPLOY ME!
I would like to put you on right path
CRY LAUGH!
Don't be distracted by the emojis that I'm using
MONACLE
KITTY CAT WEEPING
You're feeling sleepy, can I have some money please?
Don't be incredulous
MONEY BAG, LIGHTBLUB
When the stuff I say is nebulous
CRICKET AND MOSQUITO
I use emojis to deflect
DOUBLE AVOCADO
From the posts that don't make any fucking sense
Follow your dreams when your dreams that you're following
Your dreams is not to be a follower
THOUGHTFUL
Listen to your heart
When your brain does a fart out its asshole
That's your soul
Social media's bad
SKULL
I'm gonna ask once more clearly
What is your job that earns you money?
BLESSED UP HUSTLER
PARADIGM BUSTA
Alright I'm hanging up now-
Ok! I sell Kangen Water
Isn't that like a pyramid scheme?
Nah it's Multi-Level Marketing
No cap it's different
Erryday I live out my life as a leader
And all it cost was a 4 grand water filter
Hang on, what do you mean you-
I thought YOU were selling them?
They only let you sell one if you buy one
BIG BRAIN!
HASHTAG Your dreams are
HASHTAG Obtainable
If you're like me
HASHTAG A DUMB FU- INSPIRATIONAL
MEDAL WORLD KEY
HASHTAG INSPIRATIONAL
TROPHY, FIST BUMP
PRAYING HANDS, CROWN, ANGRY, BULL
MONEY FACE
MONEY FACE, COWBOY, POO
Hater's gonna hate when you're
HASHTAG INSPIRATIONAL
STOCKS UP, DIAMOND, IPHONE, WATER
STOCKS DOWN, CRYING, POLICE, LAWYER
POWER FIST, KISSY LIPS
Tag Will Smith
Hater's gonna hate when you're
HASHTAG INSPIRATIONAL