Ah Icky thump Who'da thunk

Sittin' drunk on a wagon to Mexico
Ah well, What a chump

Well my head got a bump
When I hit it on the radio
Redhead señorita looking dead

Came and said "need a bed" En Español
I said "gimme a drink a water"

I'm gonna "sing around the collar
And I don't need a microphone"

Icky thump with a lump in my throat
Grabbed my coat
And I was freaking I was ready to go!

And I swear Besides the hair
She had one white eye
One blank stare
Lookin' up lyin' there

On the stand near her hand
Was a candy cane, black rum, sugar cane
Dry ice and something strange.

La la, la la la la la la la la la laaa laaa laaa

White Americans, what
Nothing better to do
Why don't you kick yourself out

You're an immigrant too
Who's usin' who
What should we do
Well you can't be a pimp
And a prostitute too

Icky thump, handcuffed to a bunk
Robbed blind looked around
And there was nobody else
Left alone I hit myself with a stone
Went home
And learned how to clean up after myself