I got hairy legs
Hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun
In the sun
Come rub my legs
From the morning
Until the day is done
'Til the day is done

I got hairy legs (hairy legs)
That's right, you heard what I said
You heard what I said
I got hairy legs (hairy legs)
Yeah, man, woo!
Watch the hair come back up again
I'm the guy with the best chance to win

And Corn Pop was a bad dude
And he ran a bunch of bad boys, a bad crew
I really was the only white guy they really knew
He said, "I'll meet you outside"
And I said, "what am I gonna do?"

Corn Pop was waiting with three guys with razor blades (yeah)
So I walked out with a six-foot link of chain
I said, "I apologize", he said, "Okay"
My heart, began to beats in me

Corn Pop, he can't stop (ah)
Corn Pop, he won't stop (yeah)
Corn Pop, he can't stop
Corn Pop, he won't stop

A billionaire who calls women "horse-faced lesbians"
You could release women from those agreement immediately
Maybe they didn't like the joke I told
Are you willing to release them? (Release them)
These agreements were made, um, consensually

I got hairy legs
Hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun
In the sun
Come rub my legs
From the morning
Until the day is done
'Til the day is done

I got hairy legs (hairy legs)
Yeah, that's right, you heard what I said
You heard what I said
I got hairy legs (hairy legs)
Yeah, man, woo!
Watch the hair come back up again
I'm the guy with the best chance to win

I was a pretty darn good lifeguard, I learned a lot
Lived down in Mayfield with my grandpop (grandpop)
We used to play Basketball with Corn Pop
And he sank every single shot

Corn Pop, he can't stop (ah)
Corn Pop, he won't stop (yeah)
Corn Pop, he sank every shot
Corn Pop, he won't stop

I got hairy legs
Hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun
In the sun
Come rub my legs
From the morning
Until the day is done
'Til the day is done

I got hairy legs (hairy legs)
Yeah, that's right, you heard what I said
You heard what I said
I got hairy legs (hairy legs)
Yeah, man, woo!
Watch the hair come back up again
I'm the guy with the best chance to win
I got hairy legs