well
the poopsmith he could talk (hello!)
and marzipan would rock
and the stick this big old tree that tried to eat everyone except the cheat and me
(and me!) we'll see
and the king of town would be underground in a box filled up with peas
(i hate peas!) i know!
bubs would give away flamethrowers that shoot chocolate hundred-dollar bills
(imitation chocolate!)
my stupid baby brother would have born with horns and a tail
(i'm evil)
and coach Z would wear this cool jacket
(check it out yo!)
and homestar just couldn't hack it
(i quit!)
and pom pom wouldn't change at all 'cept he'd look like an ABA basketball
two three four
and this little weirdo
would be a modestly hot girl to help me through the hard times
you know the kind that are only sorta hot
so they don't mess around with other guys
(maaaaah! i'm forever your girl!)