I am Pudge
Built of sludge
Through the Jungles and the loaded lanes I trudge

Out my way!
The prey!
When you're blunderin' bumblin' I come out to play

And they hate me cos' I'm greedy
But a hero's got to eat
They winge and whine and whimper
Cos' I snatch all of the meat

They yell that I am cheap
And that I undermine the rest
And they're right you know:
My prices are the best!

Get rekt!

One, Two, now I got my hooks in you
To
Send you to the cooks to stew
Chew
Now I got my hooks in you
This Pudge I am Pudge
Built of sludge
You can push and pull but I will never budge
Meat so fresh!

Lovely flesh
On these legs of lard I thud and thump and thresh
And they hate me cos' I'm greedy

But a hero's got to eat
They winge and whine and whimper
Cos' I snatch all of the meat
They yell that I am cheap

And that I undermine the rest
And they're right you know:
My prices are the best!
Get rekt!

One, Two, now I got my hooks in you

To
Send you to the cooks to stew
Chew
Now I got my hooks in you
This Pudge Ah, what's that instrument you got there?
That a trombone?
Huh?
A tuba?
Uh... I like tubas
Can you boil a creap in a tuba?
YUMMY