Inspector Gadget Woo hoo Inspector Gadget Inspector Gadget Woo hoo Inspector Gadget Go, gadget, go Go, gadget, go Inspector Gadget Woo hoo Inspector Gadget Come here old friend Take a pew And tell me what's gone wrong You seem upset Now dry your eyes and give me substance for this song Has your dog gone missing Or your nan gone mad Give me a clue, a rhyme, a riddle Or merely searching for the meaning of life Now that really is a pickle There's been a crime outside, someone stole a shoe Heard a scream in my dream, what are we to do There's only one thing for it One man for this mission With his hat And his mag And his x-ray vision Inspector Gadget Woo hoo Inspector Gadget Inspector Gadget Woo hoo Inspector Gadget Go gadget go Go gadget go Inspector Gadget Woo hoo Inspector Gadget So a man with a cat has stolen your llama This guy sounds familiar, could it not just be karma With my gadget arms and my gadget skates I'll catch this thieving crook Him and his mates Wowsers a trap, wasn't my intention I'm a crime fighting ninja from another dimension Come here you coward, what are you waiting for? A man with a cat must be dug to claw The most evil of bastards You vindictive scum No love for anyone, not even his mum I've got you now, it's the end of the game To world domination Now what's my name? Inspector Gadget Woo hoo Inspector Gadget Here we go! Inspector Gadget Woo hoo Inspector Gadget Go, gadget, go Go, gadget, go Inspector Gadget Woo hoo Inspector Gadget (I'll get you next time, Gadget) (Next time)