First, I get a hey and a hello
Do you love me?
I tell you hell no
Say "I'm never going anywhere without ya"
And you're threatening to leave
Well, go!
You don't even know me that well, so
You prolly plan to sit around and self loathe
Funny when you get mad and your voice gets high
Got you sounding like the human Elmo
Ha
Can I at least call you on the phone?
Nah
Got my hand looking like a road
Stop
Man I don't care cuz that's your
Job
Life to you been so, so wrong
Tell me that you want like a whole lot
Wait, wait a second
Wait a minute
Hold on
I don't think I can let this go on
But if I don't I'm...

I'm a monster because
I don't want your love
Well you won't get far
When you aim for the stars

Then you switch it up and take it all back
When you were begging to be hanging like a wall plaque
I wouldn't hit ya
When you called i never called back
I wouldn't hit ya even with a baseball bat
You send a message and it's crazy cuz it's all bad
Like "argh argh argh" - y'know, all mad
Like paragraph after paragraph and another paragraph
You didn't have to say all that
Want my love but i can't deliver
You're not somebody I would have for dinner
I can't even swim but the second that you dip your toes in
I become the fastest swimmer
I go way past beginner
In the water doing laps till winter
Boohoo yeah cry
I'm not going to ask why
Don't expect me to man the river like

You don't make
Any, any sense to me
If you don't get your way
Don't get your way
From me
Then I'm mean