Took everything I had just to roll out of bed
Had to get down to that corner
Get the fuck outta my head
I gave her every coin I made and she
She made me wait

But tell me who, well who
Well, who's gonna rip me off?
Who's gonna rip me off
When you're gone?

Well, I left 'em on the table
Swore I must've had about seven or eight
But I woke up to nothing but a half-drunk starin'
In my dumb lookin' face
Oh, goddamn babe, how could you do me like that

But tell me who, yeah who
Who's gonna smoke my smokes?
Well, who's gonna smoke my smokes
When you're gone?

Well, I'm sitting in the park with my hobo dog
She's off in the corner eating some other hobos log
Oh fuck, buddy, who are you? I gotta deal with this

So tell me who, yeah who
Who's gonna beat my dog?
Who's gonna beat my dog
When I'm bored?

Well, I'm comin' off the edge of some awful sonar bender
I thought of my daughter last couple of vegetable crisper
But I woke up to nothin' but cans in my sink

Oh, tell me who, yeah who
Who's gonna drink my morning blues?
Who's gonna drink my morning blues
When you're gone?

I'm sitting in the park, oh way past dark
Got a fistful of reasons why she should've come back
But you know she doesn't, 'cause she loves to make me wait

Well, tell me who, yeah who
Who's gonna beat my wife?
Who's gonna beat my wife
When I'm gone?

Well, I'm still sitting in the park here, and I'm feeling kinda shitty
I thought I might wander down to the
Inner East-side of this god fucking forsaken city
I picked up I dropped off, weren't no ambulance for me

So tell me who, yeah who
Well, who's gonna smash the dope?
Who's gonna smash the dope
At my wake?

Took everything I had to roll out of bed
Get down to that corner, man
Get the fuck outta my head
I gave her every coin I made and she
She makes me wait, wait, wait
Oh yes, she made me wait