PUNK DRUNK XMAS EVE The dealer shoots the moon Pulled that card from up your sleeve Now you're up, you bought twenty-four double vodka shots for yourself on Christmas Eve Five finger fillet Is not the [?] game And there's blood on the seams of your Sunday best jeans I hope grandma doesn't notice today You're the best around this dead end town But it won't get you out of here So you better make your face up with that Christmas cheer I hate to take your money, but it's better off with me Just trying to save you from yourself on this punk drunk Christmas Eve [?] winter And it's a ghost town At least the drinks are free Till you're [?] out on the beach And you're howling at the sea I want to help you And you're broken But you can't take my advice Oh, won't you please come home for Christmas Be it sober, be it high? I hate to take your money, but it's better off with me Just trying to save you from yourself on this punk drunk Christmas Eve Bring out the [?] tonight Sing 'till the mornin' light Oh, oh, oh, oh There's nowhere I'd rather be on Christmas Eve Bring out the [?] tonight (Bring out the [?] tonight) Sing 'till the mornin' light (Sing 'till the mornin' light) Oh, oh, oh, oh There's nowhere I'd rather be on Christmas Eve Bring out the [?] tonight (Bring out the [?] tonight) Sing 'till the mornin' light (Sing 'till the mornin' light) Oh, oh, oh, oh (Oh, oh, oh, oh) There's nowhere I'd rather be on Christmas Eve