Pick me a town in any clime Where people like a rockin' time And stay awake both day and night 'Til everybody's feeling good and right Then throw me smack dab in the middle Pitch me smack dab in the middle Chunk me smack dab in the middle Let me rock and roll to satisfy my soul Ten Cadillacs and a diamond mill Ten suits of clothes to dress to kill A ten room house and some barbeque Fifty chicks not over twenty-two Then throw me smack dab in the middle Chunk me smack dab in the middle Hurl me smack dab in the middle Let me rock and roll to satisfy my soul A lot of bread and gangs of meat Oodles of butter and something sweet With gallons of coffee to wash it down Bicarbonated soda by the pound Then throw me smack dab in the middle Chunk me smack dab in the middle Dump me smack dab in the middle Let me rock and roll to satisfy my soul I want Count Basie's band and a hundred chorus girls A street that's paved with natural pearls Bring me a wagon load of bonds and stocks Then open up the door to Fort Knox And throw me smack dab in the middle Chunk me smack dab in the middle Hurl me smack dab in the middle Let me rock and roll to satisfy my soul Let me rock and roll to satisfy my soul Let me rock and roll to satisfy my soul