I see a great big sign on a one-way street
Going down the wrong way and who do I meet
A big policeman walking his beat
Everything I do is wrong

Yeah, now everything I do is wrong, oh me
Everything I do is wrong
I just don't see how I'm gonna get along
'Cause everything I do is wrong

Well, I'm busy getting ready for a big date
Rushing like a madman to keep from being late
Take a wrong turn and wind up in another state
Everything I do is wrong

Yeah, everything I do is wrong, oh me
Everything I do is wrong
I just don't see how I'm gonna get along
'Cause everything I do is wrong

Well, I hate to be the kind of a guy to complain
But every time I wash my car it's bound to rain
I take a trip north and catch a southbound train
Everything I do is wrong

Yeah, now everything I do is wrong, oh me
Everything I do is wrong
I just don't see how I'm gonna get along
'Cause everything I do is wrong