Announcer: And now
Yakko Warner sings all of the words in the English language!

Yakko: Aardvark, abating, abet, abdicating
Abandon, abase and abreast
Ablaze and ablution, abhor and abusion
Abbreviate, abbey, abscessed

Abduct and ablation, abridge and abrasion
Abash and abrupt and abride
Abscond and absentia, absent, abstentia
Abdomen, ably, abide

Abominable, abrogate, absolute, absent
Absorbent, abstention, abstraction
Absurd and abundant, abusive, abutment
Acacia, academy, action

Dot : Well, there it is
Yakko Warner now well under way in singing (Accede and accost and accept and across)
All the words in the English language (And accompany, acre, accord)
I'm Dot Warner (Accomplish, account and accrue )
With me is Dick Button (and amount, acrimonious, active)
Dick, a good start? (adored. Adrenaline,)

Dick : Oh, yes, Dot (adulate, adder and advocate)
a marvelous start to what is a difficult (Advertise, adverse, abrade, advice)
Difficult routine (adversarial, advent and aerial)

Dot : Stay tuned, and we'll be back to bring you the whole thing (Affluent, after, afraid)

Yakko: Level and levity, lewd and longevity
Libel, libation, Lanai
Lithium, litigate, legal, legitimate
Liberty, levy and lie

Dot : Welcome back. Yakko's now at the L's as he tries to sing all
The words in the English language. A slight mistake at the
F's -- here's what it looked like:

Yakko: Facial and faction and fractal and fraction
And fraudulent, fragrant, frappé
Frankincense, frankiship frankenshhhh
Shoot! Yadda yadda flambé!

Yakko: Libation and libertine, limited, limousine
Limpid and limbo
Dick : Now, that mistake (and lime)
could have proved costly for Yakko (Lima and lipid and literature, liquid)
but he recovered beautifully (And listing and liter and line)
Dot : Now let's watch as Yakko continues with the L's

There's lobby and loading and loathsome and loaning
And logo and then locomotion
There's lotus and lottery, lobo, lobotomy
Logic and loosen and lotion

Dot : Yakko's now about halfway through all the words in the English
Language. Dick Button and I will be back with more

Lozenge and lubber and lucky and lover
And lullaby, lumber and luke
Luster and luscious and lunatic, lustrous
And lurking and lunar and lute

Yakko: Zachary, Zanzibar, zappy and zamindar
Zillion and ZIP code and Zen...
Zany and zoning and zeal and zirconium
Zodiac, zombie, zein

Zigging and zagging and zealous and zebra
And zenith and zap and
Dot: Yakko Warner now moments away (zaffer. Zeppelin and)
from having sung all the words in the English language (and zipper and zephyr and zither then zinc)
Dick Button, is he going to make it? (and zambini and zoo and zucchini)

Dick: If it was anyone else, I'd say no (And Zulu and Zorro then)
But he's young, he's resilient (zit and zamoro and)
We'll just have to see  (zero and zoom)
Yakko: and...uhhh (Dot: Guess not)
Zaire

Dot: He did it! Yakko Warner has just sung 
all the words in the English language!

Dick: Hey, congratulations, Yakko

Yakko: huh, thanks Dick

Dick: Join us next time when Yakko Warner 
will sing all the numbers above zero. Good night!